is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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