Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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