she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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