Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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