I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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