why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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