Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
honey bunches of taint.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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