goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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