Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm way too hungover for life right now
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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