My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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