We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
