It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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