Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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