This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Can I color on your dick again?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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