school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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