This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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