Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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