i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We have started to decorate penises.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
