Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
