I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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