party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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