Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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