If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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