She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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