Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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