What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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