you guys were way drunker than both of me
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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