i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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