Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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