Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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