Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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