More tranny stories later!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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