glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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