if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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