They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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