i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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