Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
where are my pants?
in the oven.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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