This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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