i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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