yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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