How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
