My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Randomize
