well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Let's get the cat blown out
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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