it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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