yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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