no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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