She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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