just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I love you.
Bad choice
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