im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
