So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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