Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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