You're so nebulous sometimes
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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