Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
