Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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